- 911: 911 whats ur emergency
- me: someone doesn't like my OTP
I like you bunches. Honestly though, I’m going to be your bro in about a month’s time. Have a problem with some girl you like? Talk to me. Let’s see what we can do.
give me ur address and i’ll rate the way u sleep and the way you bathe
Dear Ex bestfriend,
Even if you thought you were there for me, honestly… You really weren’t. I let it go when you ignored me, or somehow twisted the conversation and talked about yourself many many times, but it gets really tiresome. So eventually I grew tired of it. I was angry, but now I just don’t care.
I will write about the following, anonymously leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear boy I like,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear future me,