March 2012
- mom: hey wanna hear something funny
- me: sure
- mom: you know what the difference between you and a calender is
- me: no
- mom: a calender actually has dates
- me:
- mom:
- me:
- mom:
SAAAAAMMMMMM”
DEEAAAANNNNN”
- Gale: You're on the phone with your baker he's upset
- Katniss: oh no
- Gale: Goin' off about some cake that he burnt
- Gale: 'cause he doesn't know how to hunt like I do
- Katniss: Gale stop
- Gale: I'm in the woods it's a typical Sunday afternoon
- Gale: I'm hunting the kind of squirrels he doesn't like
- Gale: He'll never be able to hunt like I do
- Gale: CUZ HE BAKES BREAD
- Gale: I MAKE SNARES
- Gale: HE EATS CUPCAKES
- Gale: AND I HUNT BEARS
- Katniss: Gale just stop
imagine trying to take a shit while in the arena
like with cameras everywhere and the constant fear of being killed
and like what would happen if someone popped up and killed you mid poop
and you became know as the person who died mid poop during the hunger games
LOL I FUCKING DIED WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHO IS THE GENIUS WHO CREATED IT?
“The Hunger Games Theme Song”
Oh my fucking god…
I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE
Oh my god. Oh god.
Slow down Katniss by 25% and what do you get? Will Ferrell.
Fantastic Baby - Big Bang
Everyone knows they are all awesome and the boys would be completely lost without them. No one questions their importance to the plot, their abilities or their merits.
It’s very refreshing, considering how fandoms tend to treat women (“she’s too feminine! she’s too…
sometimes i wonder what my teachers’ otps are.
what if teachers shipped their students
ship wars in the staff room
anonymous hate mail in other teachers’ assignment boxes
fanfiction written by english teachers, fanart drawn by art teachers
the real edgy teachers write teacher/student fics and hope the school board doesn’t find out
(the school board knows and eagerly awaits each new chapter)
I wanna do this huge mural on my wall of all the cool Water Tribe people posing all awesomely.
BEST TRIBE




