September 2012
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August 2012
Messaging someone
- Them: Doesn't reply
- Me: I regret this
- Me: I regret everything
- Me: I regret my whole life
- Me: I regret every tiny atom from every star from every corner of the galaxy that crash-landed on this earth and created the prehistoric aquatic organism that was my first multicellular ancestor
do u ever wait all day for someone to come online but they never do so u just kinda
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.
Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket”
So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”
- Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime (;
- Me trying to flirt: so do you like breadsticks
Reblog with the nickname your parents gave you as a child.
Bubba or Misses Love
not sure why though
Missy
bombon…………………………
my mom called me president of the fat club or ms.piggy because I ate a lot jgdf
Fred
Don’t FUCKING ask.
Jana
because my little brother couldn’t say Julie so he just a put an a on our older brother’s name and then my mom started calling me that too
Bruha .___. It means witch in Tagalog.
My mom loves me.
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
so there i was walking home when something caught my attention across the road
hmm what is that
hold on is that… no it cant be
nope
NOPE
does your period ever come late and you start to wonder if you’re pregnant despite the fact the most intimate thing you’ve ever done is shake hands?
the number of times i thought i was the next virgin mary is alarming
I hate when people don’t understand my sarcasm they ruin everything
WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS
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FIGHTING DREAMERS
fsGFsdkfd
fIGHTING DReaMERS
grigjdjvdfidn juST GO mY WAY
RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW
this is a post about anime
hi, under the cut i’m going to explain to you why you are wrong when you say “i hate anime style”
