- Them: Doesn't reply
- Me: I regret this
- Me: I regret everything
- Me: I regret my whole life
- Me: I regret every tiny atom from every star from every corner of the galaxy that crash-landed on this earth and created the prehistoric aquatic organism that was my first multicellular ancestor
do u ever wait all day for someone to come online but they never do so u just kinda
When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they’d put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one:
And the rule was you couldn’t leave the bucket for ten minutes.
In case you didn’t know, I was what the teachers referred to as a “difficult child” which is code for “walking entity of sass” so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit.
Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes— and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the time-out bucket. The teachers were furious and I said, “Hey, I never left the bucket”
So they called my mum and told her what I did and she just said, “Well, he never left the bucket.”
- Normal people flirting: hey youre cute we should go out sometime (;
- Me trying to flirt: so do you like breadsticks
Bubba or Misses Love
not sure why though
my mom called me president of the fat club or ms.piggy because I ate a lot jgdf
Don’t FUCKING ask.
because my little brother couldn’t say Julie so he just a put an a on our older brother’s name and then my mom started calling me that too
Bruha .___. It means witch in Tagalog.
My mom loves me.
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
so there i was walking home when something caught my attention across the road
hmm what is that
hold on is that… no it cant be
I hate when people don’t understand my sarcasm they ruin everything
WE ARE FIGHTING DREAMERS
grigjdjvdfidn juST GO mY WAY
RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW